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Geography – GCSE level.
The concept of a spherical earth dates back as least as far as the 6th century BCE, and is commonly attributed to Pythagoras. Ptolemy’s world map of 150CE, despite a mistaken measure of the earth’s circumference, is clearly based on a sphere with lines of longitude and latitude to record its coordinates, and contrary to popular belief, even in the dark ages Blackboards in Pornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16852517462976680216noreply@blogger.com246tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3290618073667610952.post-82484877525865007162015-05-06T10:43:00.000+01:002015-05-06T17:22:23.875+01:00#15
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English – primary school level.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that
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(32F)U/2N = LU.4S(4/T)
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Mathematics – GCSE level.
To begin with, the presentation is non-standard and quite
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